"You
rushed home from work that evening, cheeks flushed after pushing to the
limit. A cool shower tickled your body awake, enlivening your spirit in
anticipation of the unknown. Celebration Night at the Mambo Club! How
might your life unfold? A splash of French perfume! That dazzling shade of
aquamarine, enhancing your statuesque curves! You knew you looked
‘killer’…”
“The evening had all the signs of magic – the pounding, sensual music,
cool air wafting in across the veranda, a lustful, enticing glance from
across the room…”
“Then, there he was, blowing his rancid, stale beer breath into your
face. You nearly gagged as he aspirated a noxious belch of
‘how-do-you-do’ into your nostrils.
Liquor…garlic…cigarettes…What a way to ruin the moment!”
Some women love beer breath. It reminds them of times past, when daddy
carried them around the ball field on a steamy, Sunday afternoon. A rare
few find beer breath to be sexy.
For the overwhelming majority, however, it is the kiss of death!
Wouldn’t you love to hear their Ladies’ Room chatter?
“He had beer breath that could stun a moose at 100 miles.”
“I think beer breath lingers even after death.”
“Even the dog gave him the cold shoulder!”
“I could smell the awful stench of his sweaty beer breath.”
“Ugh! Nothing turns me off like the rank odor of bad beer breath.”
“…horrible…disgusting…stale…randy…ferocious…doggy…soooo
unromantic!”
By the way, Ladies, it goes both ways! “I
hate the smell of skanky beer breath, especially on girls!”
Breath mints, chewing gum and mouthwash can mask unpleasant breath for
short periods, but in most cases tend to make your breath smell like
spearmint-garlic-flavored-beer. This does not add to the magnetic charisma
of the night!
Germany has been the center of beer tradition for
hundreds of years - a sign of excellence, marked by the tender balance
between exacting chemistry and artistic craftsmanship.
It is no wonder that a German chemist has concentrated his efforts over a
ten-year period to develop a gourmet breath lozenge that eliminates breath
odor. This gourmet lozenge is known as BreathPatrol. Through a
combination of water-soluble chlorophyll, citric acid and orange oil, an
alkaline process neutralizes the natural body acids that cause bad breath.
Be forewarned that your body’s metabolism can influence the duration of
its effectiveness, causing the neutralization to last eight hours for
those with a slow metabolism, but for only two hours in a person with a
fast metabolic rate.
Chlorophyll is the element that is found in the photosynthetic process of
plants, converting the sun’s energy into nourishment, allowing a plant
to thrive. In the field of bio-herbal medicine, it is known to neutralize
toxins, cleanse the body and purify the liver. It may have the effects of
increasing the blood’s capacity to deliver oxygen and other nutrients
throughout the body, and has antiseptic and antibacterial benefits.
Citric acid is a major carrier of biochemicals in the body’s energy
system. It helps balance the ph of the body, and prevents the system from
becoming too alkaline. Orange oil exhibits antioxidant properties, while
acting as a base within the lozenge.
For maximum effectiveness, the lozenge must be dissolved slowly in the
mouth, preferably by tucking it between your teeth and cheek. Sucking or
chewing the drop can diminish its effectiveness. The tea berry flavor is
not cloying, although a fresh, light sweetness lingers at the finish.
You can approach others with confidence in the exceptional effectiveness
of BreathPatrol. For additional information online: http://www.breathpatrolwpg.com/or
contact Mark Johnson-Russell at MJR Distributors, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canadamjrdistributors@shaw.caor by phone at 1-204-797-1751.
I give authorization to Mark Johnson-Russell of MJR
Distributors to reprint the article, “Beer Breath – The Ultimate
Challenge” originally published online
August 1, 2005
at www.bellaonline.com , on his
BreathPatrol website at www.breathpatrolwpg.com
. Article must be printed in its entirety, including copyright and
endorsements.
The
Caesar Salad Lunch "Solution"
"I and some six volunteers have tried
BREATHPATROL™ over a week's time. We haven't been able to detect any odors on
each other's breath. I gave a BREATHPATROL™ Lozenge the acid test by eating
garlic bread, with minced bits of fresh garlic sprinkled on it. Then I used a
BREATHPATROL™ Lozenge for about half-an-hour before a friend did the breath
sniff. She couldn't smell anything."
Frances L.Denney,
Food columnist, K-W Record Newspaper
The Halitosis Solution
BreathPatrol (June/2005)
While it may not rank as one of the most pressing medical issues of our time,
halitosis is a big time annoyance.Beer
drinkers, along with garlic lovers, spicy food fans and smokers must deal with
bad breath on a regular basis. Between mints, gums and mouthwashes, there are a
lot of tools on the market to help fight bad breath. One called BreathPatrol was
submitted to Ratebeer head office for testing.Given that I dig garlic, onions, blue cheese and chilies in addition to
beer makes me a pretty good candidate to put BreathPatrol to the test.
Essentially how BreathPatrol works is this:dissolve the lozenge in your mouth and get a chemical reaction that
neutralizes the halitosis at the source.Don’t
worry – the chemical is chlorophyll.The
key is that you don’t just get your mouth neutralized; it also works in your
stomach.This is where bad breath
often starts, by the way.So for
example, if you have a pizza and pop a mint you’ll have a minty fresh mouth
until you belch up some pizza-scented gas from your stomach.Breath Patrol eliminates that problem.
Overall, I gave it tea, beer, curry, pizza, tortilla soup
and a few other powerhouse breath issues to deal with.It handled them pretty well, actually, and the stuff tends to last about
an hour with me (the manufacturers claim this varies with your metabolism).That’s better than most mints.It
works very well in the mouth and even when the lozenge is dissolved it will
continue to do so until your next food or drink.So if you drink water all the time, it won’t be as good for you as it
would for someone who goes long stretches without liquid.
One thing that takes a little getting used to is that it isn’t minty.It’s got a lemony, herbal flavor not unlike the woodruff some heathens
put in their Berliner weisse.Tastes
pretty good, really, but most of us have grown up on minty fresh so it’s a bit
different that way.But then,
covering up aroma isn’t the goal of the product.In fact, that there isn’t a tell-tale “cover up” smell is probably
a good thing in some situations.Your
wife knows the “cover up” and isn’t fooled.
The effectiveness is reduced if you don’t follow the instructions.Crunching it is an exercise in futility, as not only does it not crunch
well but it doesn’t work.If you
suck on it, there will be less time in the mouth for BreathPatrol to do its job.Oh, and because the functionality is based on interaction between acids
and alkalines, using antacids renders it useless so you’ve got to watch for
that.But under most circumstances,
BreathPatrol does a solid job and provides a unique approach to the issue of
breath management.
On the whole, I like it.The taste
is good and different.And it works,
which is more than I can say for some of the stuff out there.
Josh
Oakes
Editor,
RateBeer.com
http://www.RateBeer.com
BREATHPATROL is manufactured in
Europe
from all natural ingredients. Its taken years of research/formulation to perfect this unique product.
BREATHPATROL™ does not condone drinking; it is a service
for discriminating clients.
It is not recommended nor are we encouraging drinking and
driving. BREATHPATROL™ should never be taken as a substitute for
responsible drinking and one should never drive when he/she is above the legal
limit of intoxication. Always use a designated driver.
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